» ivy parker

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Dim 29 Déc - 7:05

mini

sinner

Sorry

Been watching too much YouTube giggle

boyfriend

I went to confession on Christmas day miss, and I didn’t see you do the same! However, i know for a fact you are guilty of the same sins! You little devil. You temptress.

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Dim 29 Déc - 7:31

mini
my religion doesn't care about my sex life. It cares about my food life. "Sorry father for I have sinned. I didn't have ice cream today bc I ate like a pig for christmas" is my only confession

boyfriend

My girl is not having ice cream. Something must be wrong. You ok booboo?

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Dim 29 Déc - 8:02

mini
pas de crise d'hypoglacémie en vue. I'm just waiting for the ice cream maker to be done making ice cream cwl

boyfriend

Bien.

Is Eli still ok? Not too nosy? koko

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Dim 29 Déc - 8:32

mini
nah she's fine. She is being a good friend, actually

boyfriend

Y’all talking about my pretty butt a lot eh? lapinou

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Dim 29 Déc - 11:16

boyfriend

Dude. Are you and eli talking about my dick non stop for real? rosep

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Dim 29 Déc - 12:27

mini
I can say with 100% honesty that we haven't been talking about your dick non stop. Or about your dick, at all, really.
And we don't talk about your butt either emo

boyfriend

Cool, it was just eli being eli then. I think she’s mad at me now. As i told her, y’all talk about whatever, I don’t care, unless it’s something I need to fix. I kinda like you, you see. It be a shame to do something wrong when I can do better

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Dim 29 Déc - 13:49

mini
It's nothing you have to fix, don't worry. It's just me being my overthinky self

boyfriend

And what are you overthinking about?

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Dim 29 Déc - 19:48

mini
World peace. Climate change. How Lucky understands several human words but I can't understand any barks, which means he's smarter than me. You know, the usual stuff why not

boyfriend

And I’m here asking myself if I can ask you for a sexy picture or if it’s too forward. Priorities

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 2:18

mini
you chose the perfect time. I'm looking really hot right now

boyfriend

MY GIRL IS SO BEAUTIFUL. trauma

You showed me yours i show you mine. (yeah i stole it from you)

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 6:17

mini
thief. I see you're having an exciting time in Mexico

boyfriend

I want to go home so i do my best to make this feel like home... but I’m missing a little part

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 6:31

mini
I bet you're talking about Butt

boyfriend

About your butt yeah tropcool

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 6:47

mini
you're not missing much then

boyfriend

Stop that, you have the cutest booty hehehe

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 7:09

mini
is it cute because it's small, uh? think

boyfriend

It’s cute because if I say what I really think, you’ll go all shy on me. You’re hot stuff, a real snack as the kids say. And I will need a real cold shower

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 7:24

mini
Okay hum... I was just trying to make you squirm but... Thank you shy

boyfriend

I bet you’re all red now blues

i got you

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 7:46

mini
Shut up

boyfriend

Han-Han. Let me be proud of myself for a second, I just got ivy parker all hot from another country; I must bask in my glory a little.

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 7:52

mini
I hate you

boyfriend

Really? Too bad. You’re stuck with me and I plan to keep you. I kinda like you, you see?

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 8:03

mini
still hate you

boyfriend

Actually, I think you like me, like a bunch. You’re just mad at me right now because I’m far away and you want kisses from me

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 8:13

mini
no I don't. But I think you'll hate me too in a minute angel

boyfriend

i do. I really do. But somehow, my hatred is trumped by two questions: do you always keep your bare legs opened like that? And : why am I not on a plane to go back home yet?

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 8:21

mini
answer one : no I don't
answer 2 : idk
How about that cold shower now? emo

boyfriend

Too late

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 8:26

mini
Oopsie?

boyfriend

Act all innocent if you want, you damn well knew what you were doing parker

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 8:37

mini
I have no idea what you are talking about. Am I not allowed to post pictures on instagram?

boyfriend

Oh no! You can post! I encourage you to post even more, actually. I like what I see

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 8:44

mini
... Nope don't talk to me

boyfriend

Pleaaaase. You are the most beautiful being on earth, that beauty must be shared with the world

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 9:03

mini
I'm being eco-friendly. Limiting the amount of cold showers you have to take emo

boyfriend

Oh really? So I guess we will share showers from now on when I’m home then?

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 9:08

mini
I don't take cold showers

boyfriend

it’s ok, i know how to make them hotter

Sujet: Re: » ivy parker Lun 30 Déc - 9:31

mini
Maybe I like to take my showers alone emo

boyfriend

Maybe nooot

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